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Reddit, let's see the first sentence of the novel you'll write someday. by tassysurferin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 0 points1 point ago

I was conceived in the back seat of a '59 Edsel, pretty much sums up my life to this point.

If you had a theme song for your life, what would it be? by JDNIGGUH420in AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 1 point2 points ago

Joy Division. Love Will Tear us Apart.

What is the worst feeling you've ever experienced? by JackPhilbyin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 1 point2 points ago

Bilateral pneumonia. Wanted to die.

Reddit when you google yourself, what do you get? by ben_lacyin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 1 point2 points ago

I'm a guy and my name is Kelly. I get a bunch of pretty blonde girls from Florida.

I hate Nutella. What is one thing that you hate, but everyone else seems to love? by Tananarin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 3 points4 points ago

Dijon mustard. Tastes like gasoline.

What song brings back the greatest memories? by TheNerdShepardin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 0 points1 point ago

Peter Frampton - I'm In You. Listened to it over and over again in high school when my first true love broke up with me. Every time I hear it I still think of her.

Paint me like one of your French girls. by thewhitedeathin Pets

[–]thewhitedeath[S] 0 points1 point ago

Eight.

Paint me like one of your French girls. by thewhitedeathin Pets

[–]thewhitedeath[S] 0 points1 point ago

My Shih tzu. Vicky.

What live music video do you love that makes you just WANT to be there, but have never seen the band live? by Synthrockerin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 0 points1 point ago

Springsteen in Barcelona performing Land of Hope and dreams. Outstanding. Will see him this summer for the first time. Can't wait.

I'm house/bunny sitting for my friend for the weekend. What funny/awesome things can I do? by Cocomunkyin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 2 points3 points ago

Photo of bunny in roasting pan being placed in the oven.

What do you want your tombstone to say? by theknightwhosays_neein AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 8 points9 points ago

I told you I was sick.

What is your desktop right now? by Guardian_Of_Pigsin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 0 points1 point ago

This ...and now it's yours.

What is your most up-voted comment? by le0pard828in AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 1 point2 points ago

Get the fuck off my lawn! In excellent context. 1300 or so upvotes.

Men of Reddit, are you a front or back wiper? by chaseafterhimin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 1 point2 points ago

TIL some people wipe from the front. Shit on your balls, shit in your vag. Maybe my last girlfriend was a front-wiper. Her vagina certainly smelled like it.

So, I think my friend is going crazy. Has anyone else had a friend who lost their mind? by Cowlockingin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 2 points3 points ago

I just found out yesterday that my ex-brother-inlaw has Alzheimers. Great guy. He's 59. Doctors give him 3 months before he doesn't know who anybody is anymore. Fucking 59!

Well, Facebook went public today. If you had the money, would you purchase Facebook stock? by thewhitedeathin AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath[S] 0 points1 point ago

I spoke to a big shot Wall Street friend of mine tonight and asked him the same question. His reply was basically what you said. Too much peering into people's lives. The only way Facebook can grow is if this grows and they use it for ad revenue profit. They are walking a slippery slope already with concerns with privacy issues.

Reddit, if someone could pay you the ultimate compliment, what would they say? by dingofarmer2004in AskReddit

[–]thewhitedeath 1 point2 points ago

I get my ultimate compliment on a weekly basis from someone different and it feels great every time. I'm almost 48 yet I look like I'm in my mid thirties. I'm terrified about getting and looking old. I'm a waiter so I talk to a lot of people on a regular basis. My age always seems to come up. People are amazed when I tell them I'm on the downside of 47. "Wow, really! You look like you're about 34!" I fucking love that.

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