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Know who this is? Big tits blonde with gas mask on by genericredditor34in tipofmypenis

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

kinda reminds me of Jessie Jane

Oh the deception by Djteejayin funny

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you that your link was incorrect...

I'm a laid back person. by feelgoodhitin funny

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

i read this as 'i'm a laid black person'

In your social circle, what is your favorite story that gets passed around? (NSFW) by lebowskisweaterin AskReddit

[–]previously_fisted 1 point2 points ago

much love. I hate stumbling on good things so late!

In your social circle, what is your favorite story that gets passed around? (NSFW) by lebowskisweaterin AskReddit

[–]previously_fisted -1 points0 points ago

and in the interest of this thread... again... buried.. I'll throw out my own story... Once again with my best friend and his girlfriend... We started drinking at a cook out at another friend's house. I decided that it would be a great idea to modify the recipe for a jager bomb. I replaced the shot of jager with 6 shots of jager with 1 can of redbull. So 4 of these drinks in we all decided to go to Krystal and then to my boy's house.

Somewhere between getting in the car and the next morning I lost all sense of reality. Apparently, in the Krystal drive through I decided to switch cars and moved to my friend's echo (worst golf cart ever).

We eventually end up at said friend's house and at this point I am black out drunk and have no idea what's going on.

I've been told that I retreated to the bathroom (and barricaded myself inside) and when they finally gained entrance I repeatedly kept telling them that I was rolling 'federally style' (i still don't know what that means).

Long story short, I regained control of myself somewhere around 6am the following day, literally as we were pulling into my parent's drive way, and managed to walk myself inside.

I woke up about 7 hours later on the couch with 36 packs of cigarettes in my cargo shorts. No one knows where they came from...

In your social circle, what is your favorite story that gets passed around? (NSFW) by lebowskisweaterin AskReddit

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

i also have raider cats and admire your feline friend's tenacity

In your social circle, what is your favorite story that gets passed around? (NSFW) by lebowskisweaterin AskReddit

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

Gonna get buried but whatever... So I had just moved into an apartment with my girlfriend and decided to invite my best friend and his long time girlfriend over to drink and hang out. We decided to play 'drunken monopoly' (where basically everything that involves a roll of the dice or money gets replaced with alcohol based transactions).

Fast forward an hour and we are all very wasted. My girlfriend gets sick so I escort her to our bathroom where she, understandably, cleanses her system repeatedly. After she is done, I escort her to the bedroom and release her to the realm of blackout drunk sleep.

I returned to the living room to find my friend and his girlfriend had moved the party to the balcony and he was receiving furious.. oral pleasure.. from her. Being the stand up guy that I am I retreated to the kitchen to grab a bite and hopefully level off my buzz.

Upon completion of aforementioned sex acts I rejoined them to discover my friend completely naked standing on our third floor balcony facing the communal area of our apartment community while several middle aged women walked their dogs. I casually said to my friend that he should probably sit down or at least turn himself from the neighborhood lest they witness 'what he's packing.' Now, my friend is by no means 'hanging low' but I've never heard a more honest statement in my life. He looked at me, blurry eyed and careless, and said simply... 'i got what i got.'

They retreated to our guest bedroom and proceeded to have extremely angry sex, with the door open (wow), while i played ncaa football until I was capable of falling asleep.

tldr... my boy declares that he gives not 1 fuck about his penis size stating 'i got what i got'

Another view of Emma Watson in short shorts by fr33w1ndin pics

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

where's her ass?

What race of women do you think is the most attractive? by 2098420in AskReddit

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

I cannot upvote this enough!!

Your username is a soup. What's in it? by Clopanonin AskReddit

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

A fist.... And poop

Awesome Shy Cat! by tweemoin cats

[–]previously_fisted 1 point2 points ago

you do realize you didn't link to a picture or anything right?

DAE cross their big toe over their second toe? by Nokelin DoesAnybodyElse

[–]previously_fisted 0 points1 point ago

My wife does this almost all the time. I call them her lazy toes...

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