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Hey Reddit! If you were to describe your sex life with a movie title what would it be? by postpitin AskReddit

[–]postpit[S] 0 points1 point ago

very.. I'll just see myself out

Hey Reddit! If you were to describe your sex life with a movie title what would it be? by postpitin AskReddit

[–]postpit[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's fine. mine unfortunately happened to be Three Men and a Baby

last night i drunk texted a girl "no homo but imma put my beef in yo taco if you know what i mean jelly bean".....whats the worst/stupidest thing you've ever drunk texted someone? by momoneysonin AskReddit

[–]postpit 0 points1 point ago

"here's my number xxx-xxxx. call me ;)" The number obviously shows up on its own when you text someone

Plotting sloth is still at it by redabuserin AdviceAnimals

[–]postpit 0 points1 point ago

What is a quote that the second you heard/read it you knew you'd never forget? by SBPeckin AskReddit

[–]postpit 0 points1 point ago

"Religions, with their creeds and rules for behavior, may make life simpler, but people are messy and no one believes in the same way"- from the play 'Next Fall'

I know it seems ridiculous, but my dry cleaner shrunk and ruined the fabric on my wool jacket and then basically called me fat. What's the worst customer service you have ever had? by postpitin AskReddit

[–]postpit[S] 0 points1 point ago

I tried that the first time, one month ago. The lady I have talked to both times is the owner/manager along with her brother. She used so many excuses they all started to contradict one another. So, I kind of got angry this time around when she tried the same thing. :( Oh, and thank you :)

At my local McDonalds... by violapiein WTF

[–]postpit -1 points0 points ago

Burquetown represent! orale!

I didn't plan on getting too involved in the upcoming presidential election, until I read an AP article today about how Santorum is attacking prenatal screenings for birth defects. Now I'm enraged and I plan on making my voice heard. Here's my personal story. by rk33l4nin politics

[–]postpit 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote you an infinite amount of times. Is he actually that stupid or just that desperate to get votes. TIL: Americans need to hang their heads in shame.

Look who showed up on the front page! Turns out he's a senior now. by crayolaxfunin funny

[–]postpit 0 points1 point ago

I see he's already gained the freshman, sophomore, junior, senior fifteen

Reddit, what are your best examples of "Kid Logic"? by ianananin AskReddit

[–]postpit 1 point2 points ago

My mom went on a hike with her friend and friend's 9 yr old son. Some how the topic of the extra skin on your elbow being called a wenis came up. The kid responds with (while pointing to the inside of his elbow), " then this is my WAGINA! I would have high-five'd that kid to Mordor

Trying to quit smoking to get healthy? why don't you just castrate yourself... by postpitin WTF

[–]postpit[S] 0 points1 point ago

That is supposed to be the source. didn't turn out well. Here is the human study that was done on about 1000 mental patients. I couldn't find the actual paper anywhere but google books, so sorry!

http://books.google.com/books?id=Cgc6AAAAIAAJ&pg=PA257&lpg=PA257&dq=Hamilton+%26+Mestler+1969:+%3E1000+mental+patients+in+Kansas&source=bl&ots=TyxQi_xcX9&sig=WR_UYlazIAa68ar27HwSCr91iEs&hl=en&sa=X&ei=3do7T5LYA6TC2wXw6I3zBg&ved=0CCEQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

Accidentally Dropped Flour On My Cat [FIXED] by deivijsin gaming

[–]postpit 3 points4 points ago

wife me, cat.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery - unless you are a pooch... by bwindyin aww

[–]postpit 1 point2 points ago

Unless you live in New Mexico

When I am congested, why is only one nostril clogged? by Shabooziesin askscience

[–]postpit 7 points8 points ago

the reason that that our lungs are not symmetrical is because of our heart. but, other than that I totally agree

I found this on my co-workers computer screen this morning. I learned something new. by Mercury-Redstonein WTF

[–]postpit 0 points1 point ago

spotted hyena females have pseudo penis' http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2009/09/25/friday-weird-science-the-hyena-mating-game/ they also mate and give birth through that thing

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