Day to day. An ever-growing illustration

icantanswerthat · 4 months

actual story

icantanswerthat · 4 months

yeah, i realized too late and decided to embrace it

PaperFlower8 · 6 months

I..uh..i don't..its uh...can you repeat the question?

icantanswerthat · 9 months

its tough to say it may be more difficult, but i definitely wouldnt be harder

im just saying, dismissing this whole situation as 'im gay' seems to be an easy response

icantanswerthat · 9 months

ill let you know when that happens. until then, im pretty sure this girl was fine. [from u.k.? read as 'fit']

icantanswerthat · 9 months

haha, awesome. im hanging out with you guys. tell her to reply my situation. i wanna see her point of view and others like it

icantanswerthat · 9 months

i see your point. we were friends of friends, and this event was hot and heavy before we ever actually exchanged digits with each other. ill see her again soon enough but how do you feel about facebook messaging about this kind of thing?

icantanswerthat · 9 months

that would be the easy way out

icantanswerthat · 9 months

thank you good sir. it must be easy being married! knowing shes always there for you! you can read that with a little bit of sarcasm if you want..

im gonna put the soldier on reloading duty for a little bit. put him back in the line of fire when hes ready to wave the flag

icantanswerthat · 9 months

the lag was too great. i couldnt wait all day to buffer!

icantanswerthat · 9 months

interesting. i think ill come prepared next time. not like i wasnt that night, but i mean determined.

did you guys really not talk about it for a couple months?!

icantanswerthat · 9 months

sorry. but drove back home already. i imagine ill see her again sometime soon. friends of friends.

icantanswerthat · 9 months

i hope she has that mentality. it would make me feel better at least.

you might be on to something with that whole masturbate-less-thing.

there should be a meme for this type of thing. scumbag dick: horny by day, pillsbury dough boy by night

icantanswerthat · 9 months

i started her off by fingering and working the michael jackson glove, but maybe too much. i went in for the kill, hoping johnson would set the stage for the final scene but it turned out to be the ending to LOTR The Fellowship...just longing for more.

maybe i will ask her out for lunch soon..

KevimusPrime · 9 months

Rusty Widow...

i'm a male.

Joe197 · 10 months

...with a boner

Joe197 · 10 months

...with a boner.

Joe197 · 10 months

i am going to start adding that ending to every story on this thread. it has made everyone's anecdotes at least three times funnier.

.boner and out.

CornFedHonky · 10 months

have you uploaded it yet? ive been waiting.

slightlyodd · 10 months

dont. touch. him/it.

put some socks on that and it will become a static electric MACHINE

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