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Mary Kate and Ashley have a laugh by icantanswerthatin funny

[–]icantanswerthat[S] 3 points4 points ago

yeah, i realized too late and decided to embrace it

Hypothetically, your profession is your reddit name, someone asks you what you do for a living, how do you answer? by PaperFlower8in AskReddit

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I..uh..i don't..its uh...can you repeat the question?

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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its tough to say it may be more difficult, but i definitely wouldnt be harder

im just saying, dismissing this whole situation as 'im gay' seems to be an easy response

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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ill let you know when that happens. until then, im pretty sure this girl was fine. [from u.k.? read as 'fit']

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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haha, awesome. im hanging out with you guys. tell her to reply my situation. i wanna see her point of view and others like it

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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i see your point. we were friends of friends, and this event was hot and heavy before we ever actually exchanged digits with each other. ill see her again soon enough but how do you feel about facebook messaging about this kind of thing?

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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that would be the easy way out

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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thank you good sir. it must be easy being married! knowing shes always there for you! you can read that with a little bit of sarcasm if you want..

im gonna put the soldier on reloading duty for a little bit. put him back in the line of fire when hes ready to wave the flag

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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the lag was too great. i couldnt wait all day to buffer!

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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interesting. i think ill come prepared next time. not like i wasnt that night, but i mean determined.

did you guys really not talk about it for a couple months?!

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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sorry. but drove back home already. i imagine ill see her again sometime soon. friends of friends.

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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i hope she has that mentality. it would make me feel better at least.

you might be on to something with that whole masturbate-less-thing.

there should be a meme for this type of thing. scumbag dick: horny by day, pillsbury dough boy by night

i just had the chance to impress/perform with a girl i really liked but failed. by icantanswerthatin AskReddit

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i started her off by fingering and working the michael jackson glove, but maybe too much. i went in for the kill, hoping johnson would set the stage for the final scene but it turned out to be the ending to LOTR The Fellowship...just longing for more.

maybe i will ask her out for lunch soon..

Reddit, what is your "porn star name?" I am Max Woodchester. by KevimusPrimein AskReddit

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Rusty Widow...

i'm a male.

Where is the weirdest place you ended up while sleepwalking? by Joe197in AskReddit

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...with a boner

Where is the weirdest place you ended up while sleepwalking? by Joe197in AskReddit

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...with a boner.

Where is the weirdest place you ended up while sleepwalking? by Joe197in AskReddit

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i am going to start adding that ending to every story on this thread. it has made everyone's anecdotes at least three times funnier.

.boner and out.

Rational people of Reddit, what is the closest thing you have witnessed to being "supernatural" or unexplainable? by CornFedHonkyin AskReddit

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have you uploaded it yet? ive been waiting.

Lewis, our paraplegic kitten, at 3 weeks old by slightlyoddin pics

[–]icantanswerthat 11 points12 points ago

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dont. touch. him/it.

put some socks on that and it will become a static electric MACHINE

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