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Ok, Syfy, you have my attention. by MrFalconGarciain videos

[–]desmond_david_hume 3 points4 points ago

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hello there, brotha'

My newborn son eats every three hours, around the clock. This is kind of how it feels. by RandoAtRedditin pics

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I'm on it, brotha'

IAMA former vegan of 10 years and now love steak! AMA by latenightsnowfallin IAmA

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Aye, brotha'

Do they have bagels in your country/city? by coned88in AskReddit

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No, there are no bagels in my city.
For the last 10 years, there has been a perimeter set up around the city. Anyone wishing to enter or exit the city must go through 3 security checkpoints. The first is checking for weapons; guns, bread knives etc. The second is for drugs, and the third is for bagels.
Ever since the bagel wars of '96, bagels were strictly regulated, then in 2000 they were banned completely.
Bakers are checked by council officials on the hour every hour, and anyone attempting to bake bagels will be arrested and publicly hanged. Whilst former bagel users have moved on to alternatives such as donuts and loaves, there is still a large underground ring (if you excuse the pun) of bagel-heads. They have yeast and wheat shipped in across the border, and some daring individuals have huge bakeries set up in their basements. Needless to say that if they were found, they would be publicly hanged, or worse.
I am not a bagel user. Living through the bagel wars, if i ever touched the stuff i would probably break down crying. I still hear the screams at night...

Can we have another novelty account thread? by ReasonableRequestin AskReddit

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Go for it, brotha'

AskReddit: What's the farthest you've ever physically been from any other human being? I have the suspicion this number is *very* low for 99% of people. by [deleted]in AskReddit

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I was on a solo boat trip around the world. In the middle of the Pacific, i was the only person for probably hundreds of miles.

Then i crashed on an island as was just me and another guy locked in a tiny station for three years, but then i killed him and i was on my own again for a while.

Then i discovered not only that people were living in a cave near by, but that there was a village of people living on the island since the 70s