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NSV: New girlfriend made me chocolate-chip GAINcakes for breakfast. by anriarin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 1 point2 points ago

"Doctor recommended"

Sounds legit!

NSV: New girlfriend made me chocolate-chip GAINcakes for breakfast. by anriarin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 3 points4 points ago

I am so jelly.

I WANT A GIRL WHO PROMOTES MUSCLE GROWTH. Not THAT muscle...the other ones.

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 0 points1 point ago

Nope, he's a fag, too.

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 2 points3 points ago

Hey, 50 year olds lower their standards, so you might have a chance.

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 4 points5 points ago

No, but she's old like me.

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 1 point2 points ago

Fair enough. I'm more whining about why I can't work to a goal without so much carping. Second discussion after this one was all about how we are "gonna workout together" blah blah blah. I really don't care about that. I don't even know how we got on the topic...oh wait..."where are you now? No you're not at a bar, I hear an intercom..."

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 2 points3 points ago

I really REALLY REALLY would like that, but I also like women in their later 30's and 40's so that's not as easy as one might think.

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 7 points8 points ago

Um, well. We broke up. Cuz mid-life crisis I'm having. And then Facebook. Then phone sex.

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 8 points9 points ago

Are you saying I flipped her pussy upside down?

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 12 points13 points ago

You're right. I just posted this to remind you how much more fine ass pussy I get than you.

I really should keep my shit in check and be more humble. My bad.

Ok not really. Lol.

What I mean to say is U MAD BRO CUZ ALL DA PUSSY MINE?????!!!!!!

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 12 points13 points ago

I think the bigger question is, why is it that people think that serious fitness buffs are weird because they spend time being/pursuing fitness?

Shit the new girlfriend says by day_tripperin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper[S] 33 points34 points ago

Yes, it is for you and your boyfriends to post ass pics for each other.

There is more male ass in here than any non porn gay sub-reddit. Now why is that?

Cuz you're all FAGS!!!!!!

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Call me crazy, but isn't the cool thing about fitocracy tracking your workouts with your friends and not the meaningless interweb points? by haeSFAin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 2 points3 points ago

ok. YOU CRAZY.

What we're thinking at the gym [The Oatmeal comic] by grinsin Fitness

[–]day_tripper 13 points14 points ago

Cock first, bitch. Wanna see if your wanger is any bigger than mine.

Gaah, so embarrassing to ask, but here goes: by thegoosedrankwinein Fitness

[–]day_tripper 1 point2 points ago

I pinch my nipples so they WILL show. It's fun and it's free!

What's your less than noble fitness goal? by Aloquenin Fitness

[–]day_tripper 0 points1 point ago

I enjoy being a very large woman without being fat. People get out of my way.

I enjoy standing next to the guys and lifting more weight. I really, really, REALLY enjoy this. I don't care how insecure it makes me seem. I just want to stomp you out via lifting heavier shit than you, AND be female.

What we're thinking at the gym [The Oatmeal comic] by grinsin Fitness

[–]day_tripper 30 points31 points ago

Whoa. WTF. You meatheads can't say insightful things. Where am I...

At the Gym: Who is Looking at Whom? by master_cylinderin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 8 points9 points ago

I dunno. DAE always look at the chicks on the butt machine? No matter what kind of booty it is, big or small, round or square, squishy or hard, I'm looking at it.

Call me crazy, but isn't the cool thing about fitocracy tracking your workouts with your friends and not the meaningless interweb points? by haeSFAin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 11 points12 points ago

I do Fitocracy because I AM AN ALPHA BITCH.

[Rant] Just watched a 16:9 documentary about obesity and how "too many people are dying because they can't get surgery." by psisarahin Fitness

[–]day_tripper 3 points4 points ago

Fit is power.

Stick with it.

[4realz] I can't wait for the red bullshit challenge to be over by jacques_chesterin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 16 points17 points ago

U fuckers sucked me into this social fitness crazy and now I'm all in, you want out?

What the actual fuck?!!!!!

That's it, I KILL ALL YOU.

[4realz] I can't wait for the red bullshit challenge to be over by jacques_chesterin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 12 points13 points ago

U mad cuz your bodyweight workout points suck.

Lift, bitch. ;P

Fuck You Friday: What have you said, "Fuck you" to this week? by KomradeKettlebellin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 1 point2 points ago

I started texting her to have a conversation about old times and clarify some history and then the sex talk started and then I um, said some things and she started masturbating...would have been a shame not to help her finish off. Then we got on the phone and continued. That's when I realized she NEEDS me to dominate her properly and then it all went downhill and now I'm a cheater!

edit: more importantly I realize with complete clarity I've been a frustrated dom and I'm not going to die without expressing this fully and completely. This is not going to happen with the current SO.

Fuck You Friday: What have you said, "Fuck you" to this week? by KomradeKettlebellin fitnesscirclejerk

[–]day_tripper 7 points8 points ago

I also said "fuck you" to my gains. I'm starting a cut. I'm gonna go full on mid-life crisis, get cut, and HUMP ANYTHING THAT MOVES this Spring.

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