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I noticed nobody submitted when everyone deleted their accounts over the "Ice Chili Shower" post. by djmnfgin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

Sure. I mean, why not?

But seriously it was Fry.

I noticed nobody submitted when everyone deleted their accounts over the "Ice Chili Shower" post. by djmnfgin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 1 point2 points ago

It's funny, reddit has remained entirely text based since forever, one of the appeals was the lack of shitty images (ala ... SA? every phpbb forum? ) and the condensed text format which favoured discussion instead of images. Of course by "funny" I mean fucking sad (confession: I've used gifs as comments in the past, not proud of it)

I noticed nobody submitted when everyone deleted their accounts over the "Ice Chili Shower" post. by djmnfgin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 3 points4 points ago

Never? You forget yourself sir! What about unicode_unicorn? Granted, they're not common parlance, just either isolated to a user who's either loved (as above) or hated, or isolated to a thread (the Fry face as the submission title thread, wherever that is)

Looks Legit........ by soulsurfain australia

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

This has to break some kind of actual Australian law no?

Moderator, No_Numbers_Here, stuck by car, injuries serious. Please, be safe out there by Knapkinin bicycling

[–]alphabeat 1 point2 points ago

I know there was a British study that looked into distances of drivers to cyclists that purported that drivers gave more distance to those without helmets http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/study-shows-helmets-increase-cyclists-risk/2006/09/16/1158334735088.html

Reddit admin identified in r/antisrs post, trying to retire HueyPriest macro in an SRS subreddit. by Sluthammerin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

Just FYI, anybody can disable the CSS stylesheet and downvote if it's been disabled by CSS, it's not some kind of voodoo.

I overheard some college students having a "serious" talk about Facebook stocks by bryanpcoxin AdviceAnimals

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

Well yeah but more specific. Marketing? Software? Hardware? Customer support? You're probably talking about it as a whole though right?

I overheard some college students having a "serious" talk about Facebook stocks by bryanpcoxin AdviceAnimals

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck do you all mean by execution?

CALL 911 I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!!! DAT ARCHON TOILET!!!!! by Klueyin starcraft

[–]alphabeat 2 points3 points ago

Right 'cause that totally cleared it up. I thought it parallaxed but upon rewatching it he clearly vortexed.

Archery meetup photos by s13_eisbaerin brisbane

[–]alphabeat 1 point2 points ago

You can't edit albums can you?

Anyone's cat use Neomercazole 5mg? by catvllvsin brisbane

[–]alphabeat 4 points5 points ago

No sorry. Sorry about your cat.

Guy posts a photoshop, claiming it's a real picture of his grandpa at NASA. Gets called out, r/worstof'ed by Gnarwhalrusin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 4 points5 points ago

Just forget about it and it'll be a non issue tomorrow :)

Bucks night suggestions. by Macdathoin brisbane

[–]alphabeat 1 point2 points ago

Indoor rockclimbing? Can't really drink beforehand unfortunately

The Third Great Steam Game Giveaway! by ArmoredCavalryin gaming

[–]alphabeat -1 points0 points ago

Can I suggest some constructive criticism?

Can you implement Etag and the modified-since headers to return 304 not modified for some of the content like game thumbnails and such forth?

Can you move the search box to the top right of the screen and make it the same live results but in a div dropdown, then take the user to the game page on click instead of showing the prices? Edit: just realised there's no individual game page. I think that will be useful for users to see the price difference across each store, and maybe a historical chart to show as time progresses when it typically goes on sale (in case users want to wait until it's hit a certain pricepoint)

I'd prefer to have the landing page the most popular top deals instead of by store.

"Filter" has no semantic meaning on what it's filtering. Make it more obvious.

Any chance to make the redirect quicker? Maybe start a background thread (if that's fairly easy in PHP) if the majority of the processing time is recording the redirect. Maybe have a look at indexing on the DB too :)

Just my thoughts. Great job!

Addicted with Dad by ZombieLoveChildin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]alphabeat -2 points-1 points ago

Oh come on. This one had compelling acting and a twist near the end.

Elevator prank. by Uitklapstoelin funny

[–]alphabeat -6 points-5 points ago

LOL this guy thinks it's a repeating gif. Clearly hasn't seen the bit where he fa...just watch it.

F111 Dump and Burn over Brisbane by lucyLaplantein australia

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

I just wanted one in my front garden that's all :(

Guy gets a copy of someone else's tattoo, drama ensues about the originality of custom tattoos by filipendulousin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

Now that I can fap to. If only I had a le relevant username like "MASTURBATES_TO_EVERYTHING" amirite lol? Relevant username guys? Guys?

Guy gets a copy of someone else's tattoo, drama ensues about the originality of custom tattoos by filipendulousin SubredditDrama

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

Sweet mustache on that fish. Can you give it a monocle?

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