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When the valedictorian at my little brothers grad ended the speech with "YOLO". by Verdaugain funny

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

Oh wait... youre right :(

When the valedictorian at my little brothers grad ended the speech with "YOLO". by Verdaugain funny

[–]TheEpicTortoise 13 points14 points ago

Would it make you a little bit happier if I told you that I am also a high school senior and I have yet to hear someone at my school say YOLO?

When the valedictorian at my little brothers grad ended the speech with "YOLO". by Verdaugain funny

[–]TheEpicTortoise 5 points6 points ago

I am going to use this from now on.

Physics does not apply here by kenoceanguyin WTF

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

But nothing is the absence of anything, so it can't be something.

I am Freddie Wong. I make YouTube videos. AMA! by freddiewin IAmA

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

Is there any advice you would give to a relatively unknown aspiring youtuber. Is there any method to it or is it truly just luck?

Also if you want to, you should check out my YouTube channel at youtube.com/theepictortoise

Ninja edit: I suck at making links, sorry.

Just some ants killing a tick with their spit by btreichelin WTF

[–]TheEpicTortoise 5 points6 points ago

And I jizzed in my pants! The next day, my alarm goes off

People of reddit, what's something you aren't afraid of that everyone else seems to be? by LaVieJournalierein AskReddit

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind spiders, I don't see why else everyone else is afraid of them. I could understand if you lived in Australia where there are spiders that are venomous to kill you, but other than that, I have no problem with them.

Should I tell my parents about my blood test? by ABThrowawayOin AskReddit

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

Actually, on average 12 babies are given to the wrong parents daily. Of course that's a small number compared to the number of babies born, but it still happens.

If a law passed requiring an iq/lifeskills test in order to procreate would you vote for it? by MastodonMetalin AskReddit

[–]TheEpicTortoise -1 points0 points ago

*they're You have failed the grammar part of the test, you are no longer allowed to procreate.

I walk in my photography class to see this. by ledanserin WTF

[–]TheEpicTortoise -1 points0 points ago

There's a guy that's been to a couple of track meets I've been to who I swear looks just like Carlton.

Obama at the Nuclear Security Summit Seoul 2012 by somatosein gifs

[–]TheEpicTortoise 1 point2 points ago

I see how it is... ಠ_ಠ

Removed my pillow from its case in my sleep last night, what strange things have you done in your sleep? by muscleCarrin AskReddit

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, this thread is for me. I sleepwalk all the time and do strange things in my sleep. I have woken up to my retainer on top of the tv in my room. I've woken up and all of my pillows on the other side of my room in the same arrangement that they would be if they were on my bed. I have gotten up, gone upstairs, sat down on a chair in the kitchen, and repeatedly asked for a glass of water. There was no one there, I was just asking for a glass of water. Eventually my mom woke up and got me a glass of water and I went back to sleep. My sister was going through my room while I was asleep and I turned towards her, said "the emperor is coming, and went back to sleep. I had some friends over and I fell asleep before they did. In the middle of the night while they were playing xbox, I stood up and said "guys, I don't feel good" and then I just fell back onto my bed. Apparently, later that night I also got up and played xbox with them, but I have no memory of doing so. There's more, but I can't think of it right now.

Alright which one of you fuckers works with me. by JamesEpepin pics

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

Don't be ashamed James. It's quite alright.

There is a god by lolocopta1in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]TheEpicTortoise 0 points1 point ago

Luckily where I work we have seperate people to check and bag/carry out. Unfortunately I do carry out.

I don't suppose there are any high jumpers here who can give me some tips. by TheEpicTortoisein Fitness

[–]TheEpicTortoise[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you very much, this looks really helpful.

Are there any high jumpers who can give me some tips. Here's a video of myself jumping. by TheEpicTortoisein videos

[–]TheEpicTortoise[S] 0 points1 point ago

Dang, completely forgot to take that into account. :(

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