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Feed Me! by dummystupidin funny

[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the "chimney" leading to Oogie Boogie in Nightmare Before Christmas.

Chocolate-from-Every-Orifice Man by george40in WTF

[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

Those tights were white this morning.

Mississippi Burning - Intense racial crime drama starring Willem Dafoe, Michael Rooker, and Stephen Tobolowsky by Kostanzerin NetflixBestOf

[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the heads-up! I've been meaning to see this since I heard the Tobolowsky Files episode about it; good to see it's finally on streaming.

Steven the Teenage Merman by thersx2in WTF

[–]ESJ -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, those aren't scales...just magic underwear.

six-TEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUWN! by asylum_janein videos

[–]ESJ 9 points10 points ago

No, but James Earl Jones did do some dramatic work for Sesame Street--here he is reading the alphabet.

There are so many choices!! by Trentl14in HIMYM

[–]ESJ 5 points6 points ago

Aww. The motility five makes me sad because I know what comes next.

This always makes me laugh by Milksteakgreenmanin StarWars

[–]ESJ 3 points4 points ago

BEES!!!

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Originally from Conan.

What else did you think Red did while he was waiting for a challenger? by animalxerin pokemon

[–]ESJ 115 points116 points ago

Blastoise with reading glasses = best thing ever?

Here's some food for thought! by 7f928hxhin HIMYM

[–]ESJ 0 points1 point ago

That was surprisingly hilarious. Great timing.

She almost asked for it... by pekoe84in funny

[–]ESJ 12 points13 points ago

1) That's a great gif.

2) That is definitely Alan Tudyk. Where is this from?

Best photo idea for a baby ever by jammasterdjin pics

[–]ESJ 0 points1 point ago

Because Warner Brothers. Stupid "Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain."

apple tip request results in OP deleting his hard drive by marshmallow_chairin bestof

[–]ESJ 2 points3 points ago

Can we get this comment engraved in stone? THANK YOU. Sums up one of my biggest complaints about Reddit.

If you say you never did this, you're lying by GashcatUnpunishedin pokemon

[–]ESJ 4 points5 points ago

In Yellow, if you jumped down but left Pikachu up there, it'd start to freak out after a few seconds.

Christian Ad comes on MediaFire embedded video - 2 hours 32 minutes long?!?!? WTF! by Andrew05151in WTF

[–]ESJ -3 points-2 points ago

Completely false. Most online ads pay out based on impressions rather than clicks.

Christian Ad comes on MediaFire embedded video - 2 hours 32 minutes long?!?!? WTF! by Andrew05151in WTF

[–]ESJ -52 points-51 points ago

It also turns you into a freeloader taking advantage of sites that are trying to provide a good, free service.

Best Prom Date Ever... by LadyOnasiin StarWars

[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

My God. Yet another piece of evidence that the HIMYM writers are really obsessive Buffy fans.

S07E18 - Karma Discussion [Spoilers] by dlm04ein HIMYM

[–]ESJ 3 points4 points ago

And, more damningly, she was willing to lie about liking Star Wars. Forever. When she said that to Marshall, I knew it was the beginning of the end.

Ted and Stella's relationship was doomed and the writers told us ahead of time. by schnookums13in HIMYM

[–]ESJ 2 points3 points ago

I think she left after she met Randy, right?

Anyone else catch the board game that Marshall and Lilly own out in Long Island? by futerfasin HIMYM

[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

"Slap Bet." And "Diseases" is farther down in the stack.

This is my keyboard cat. by CourageWorfin aww

[–]ESJ 39 points40 points ago

It kind of looks like the cat is taking a picture of itself. MySpace angle!

Battle on Mt.Silver (x-post from r/gaming) by RSismylifein pokemon

[–]ESJ 3 points4 points ago

I always assumed it was a callback to finding Mewtwo in RBY...if you knew you were better than everyone else, would you bother competing?

Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama in a potato sack race by gary88in pics

[–]ESJ 1 point2 points ago

"In America, 200 years is a long time. In Europe, 200 miles is a long distance."

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