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What's a weird thing you do regularly (preferably non-sexual) that you can't just tell other people? by YouKnowHerin AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 1 point2 points ago

I do this as well, I'm about to do it right now actually

No Fap 90 day starting NOW. by jPHILLY90in NoFap

[–]CrabbyPatties23 0 points1 point ago

I'm doing it too brah, starting today

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]CrabbyPatties23 1 point2 points ago

you mean in 5 minutes when he gets bored

Louis C.K. reddit by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -2 points-1 points ago

thats also my favorite moment

just a stroll down nyc at the end of a long day

What is the most WTF gif you've ever come across? (possibly NSFW) by r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCKin AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 2 points3 points ago

theres other ways to feed a turtle besides chucking a live mouse into its tank

How to deal with "Will you guys stop flirting with each other?" by goirish668in seduction

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -3 points-2 points ago

you're right, don't know why you were downvoted

My best friends funeral is scheduled to be picketed is there anything I can do? by NeverReadsOPin AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 2 points3 points ago

nothing moral about wal mart

they just want money, everything they do is based on money

Ouch.....[Justified] by nossparkin gaming

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -2 points-1 points ago

stories like that piss me off

anyone who does something like that is no longer my friend, and I'm fighting them on sight when I see them

Psycho mother beating her kid for no reason by CrabbyPatties23in videos

[–]CrabbyPatties23[S] 1 point2 points ago

sorry if its a repost, haven't seen it on here

Can anyone translate what she's saying, just saw it on another forum

Something so simple, yet it reaches so deep. by clemsonpkin pics

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -1 points0 points ago

This is extremely corny and somewhat makes you a beta male, but I know how that feels man.

Did you ever have a moment of "evil genius" that you actually went through with? by EvaSylvestrein AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 5 points6 points ago

thats what I would think because people used to steal my Sprites as well, it became a mission to me.

Some days I would carry one Sprite and drink it casually, other days I would drink half the bottle then pee in it and leave it unattended where I usually did.

And it got stolen as always. Some idiots drank my piss for about a year straight.

Also:

One of my roommates in college kept stealing my juice to pregame with his friends and then deny drinking it when I confronted him. I couldn't catch him because I was busy pledging a fraternity that semester.

Eventually I made a comment about liking watered down cranberry juice. The rest of the year, I would put toilet water into the cranberry juice and leave it in the fridge for anyone to help themselves.

Currently serving in the military. Came across some messages between my wife and another guy in the Navy. What should I do? UPDATE!!! by throwaway12221in AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -1 points0 points ago

its all a game man, you gotta recognize it as one

go in, knowing what you're signing up for and try come out on top with benefits and everything else that comes with it

My live in girlfriend is sending naked pictures of herself to her facebook friends. by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -1 points0 points ago

I hate that shit with a passion

feels like stupid ass middle school or some shit when I read it

Whats your "Fuck I'm not a kid anymore." moment? by Trolls-Gone-Wildin AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 0 points1 point ago

be glad my friend

for a while I was going to bed at 9 pm cause I had to wake up early and send out resumes and do phone interviews and go on all types of interviews for jobs that I later wouldn't get

fuck that stage

How do I tell my love ones I am dying? by IamDieingin AskReddit

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -2 points-1 points ago

Bro, if you are 100% going to die and its without a doubt, then I'm sorry this is happening to you

Its a great world out here dude and you should enjoy it while you're still here

the world is your oyster

you're probably a better person than me, but if this were me I'd be with prostitutes, alcohol and alot of other reckless shit all day

TIL NASA will pay you $15,000 to lay in bed for 90 days, measuring the effects of zero gravity on your body by Ninjingerin todayilearned

[–]CrabbyPatties23 -1 points0 points ago

This is terrible

I wouldn't do this for anything less than a million bucks

You would lose so much muscle and become a pile of bones

TIL A young genius teen killed himself after he meticulously weighed up the pros and cons of living, and decided it wasn't worth living. by SamredditSamin todayilearned

[–]CrabbyPatties23 3 points4 points ago

Well we have one hell of a recession right now, and its only getting worse so... we're gonna get what we asked for

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