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Fun tip for great sex with your SO... eventually by Newmannyin sex

[–]BorisKafka -1 points0 points ago

I didn't feel like waiting so I just gave your girlfriend the $20. You did say "try it sometime".

The answer to 99% of your problems r/sex by Kirstkidin sex

[–]BorisKafka 13 points14 points ago

In some circles I'm known as,,,, "The Vagina Whisperer"

Hacker News Happy Hour @ Irelands Four Courts, Arlington VA on 5/15 at 6:00pm by SunlightFoundationin washingtondc

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

Quick story from the old days. Back when there were 2600 meetings at the Pentagon Mall a friend was a pretty prolific hacker in this area. The 2600 group had been infiltrated and they knew it but didn't know who the the person was or what agency. Eventually a few of the people that went to most of the gatherings were arrested for a laundry list of activities, my friend included. He had done such fun things as floating email through the CIA mail server and changing grades/selling diplomas - with transcripts - from the University of Maryland. He was guilty and pleaded such. He was also around 14 years old and there wasn't much they could do about it. He pretty much gave up being a bad boy and is now working on the white hat side of the game. He knows more about hacking than anything I have ever read about or imagined possible.

My point is,,, watch yourselves. You never know who will be there.

ITAP of a rusting 1940's era store-front sign by philmarredditin itookapicture

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

That really rusted my jimmies.

I bet she's a nice churchgoing girl... by magwierin voluptuous

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

I accept that challenge! Have your people get a hold of her people and then have her people get a hold of my people. Our legal teams can work out the exact terms and conditions. Get moving on this STAT!

I want to give a mind blowing blow job. by Blowjobcentral212in sex

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

Where does the line start? I'm very good with giving encouragement and timely tips.

Tips for optimizing air conditioner or just staying cool by Bakefyin DIY

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

There are small air conditioners that are popular with campers but maybe outside your budget. Here are some you can make cheaply:

http://www.instructables.com/id/Homemade-air-conditioner/

http://www.fiscalgeek.com/2009/07/homemade-air-conditione/

http://usefulstuffonly.blogspot.com/2007/08/making-homemade-air-conditioner.html

PDF: http://www.disasterprep101.com/documents/HomemadeAirConditioner.pdf

Good luck and hope you can chill out soon!

Need some help IDing a screw used in our student desks. Any ideas on where I can get more? by cptsmidgein DIY

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

This was exactly what I thought it was with the end broken off or purposefully sanded off.

Looking for a white guy to help me with a very special request :) (x-posted from r/dirtypersonals) by blackgirl4whitemastein BDSMpersonals

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

Proper respect may earn you a spot at the end of Masters bed. God help your soul if you do not respect properly. The barn has an especially sharp chill after a sound thrashing and the night seems forever whilst hanging from the beams. A good strong hand and the straps you will polish will teach your recalcitrant ass respect. I've broken many wicked beast and turned them into fine riding fillies. Do you want to test your will against your pain threshold?

Looking for a white guy to help me with a very special request :) by blackgirl4whitemastein dirtypenpals

[–]BorisKafka 1 point2 points ago

Good answer. That was awkward.

Looking for a white guy to help me with a very special request :) (x-posted from r/dirtypersonals) by blackgirl4whitemastein BDSMpersonals

[–]BorisKafka 3 points4 points ago

Mmmmmm... sounds hot. Call me White Devil Slave Master and cast your eyes down when you say it. I'll whip your ass like a rented mule.

ITAP that I'm proud of, a few actually, and r/Pics pretty much ignored every one of them. I realize that macro isn't very exciting, but are they really that boring? by DocCalibanin itookapicture

[–]BorisKafka 2 points3 points ago

I think the pics are great. Good job. I love macro pics and taking them. I'm always on the hunt for improving on this niche. Do you have a Flickr account you can share?

Anyone know anything about this "Owens Automatic MC 200mm F3.5" /w Nikon mount lens I found in an old shoebox? by corkthrowin photography

[–]BorisKafka 4 points5 points ago

And it's been kept dust free in a shoe box. Just think, no more dust flavored coffee! Awesome score.

Good filter brands by insanopointlessin photography

[–]BorisKafka 2 points3 points ago

I have an anti-static "gun" that I use. I got it many years ago to zap static off of vinyl records. Works like a charm.

Here is what my friend found today. by wookyin pic

[–]BorisKafka 3 points4 points ago

eBay! Make a "buy it now" option. I'll give you $50 for the set.

Worst album covers of all time [NSFW] by maagaard90in Music

[–]BorisKafka 2 points3 points ago

The sleeper on that album was "rock out with your cock out"

Worst album covers of all time [NSFW] by maagaard90in Music

[–]BorisKafka 0 points1 point ago

I've got the Rudy Ray Moore, 2 of the Johnny Guitar Watson (Slightly different covers) and the Orleans. Only the Johnny Guitar Watson is any good. It's not just good, it's great actually.

Good Guy Lenny by CCTeamin memes

[–]BorisKafka 1 point2 points ago

...doesn't expect BJ in return

Jamaican Beauty by whowantstoknowin WomenOfColor

[–]BorisKafka 2 points3 points ago

That's cool. Have an upvote anyway.

Milk Bath [gif] by Panda_De_Guerrein ass

[–]BorisKafka 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to toss another few CC's of milk into that mix.

Jamaican Beauty by whowantstoknowin WomenOfColor

[–]BorisKafka 1 point2 points ago

She might be Rastafarian but probably not Jamaican. She had "Ethiopia" on the head wrap. Lots of Ethiopians will have Jamaica on their clothing (like the "OK! Jamaica" clothing/shoes line) but not so with Jamaicans (unless it has something to do with Haile Selassie).

Study: Mexican immigration to United States slows to standstill by Rwh909rin collapse

[–]BorisKafka 1 point2 points ago

It will be interesting to see what happens with the "border budget boogieman".

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