[Effortpost] More sobbing about the demise of subreddits dedicated to the exploitation of children

Hockenheim · 3 months

ViolentAcrez was kind enough to post a chatlog between him and reddit general manager hueypriest!

"hueypriest: we're making a policy change regarding jailbait type content. Don't really have a choice."

Donnor · 3 months

Holy cannoli, I still wonder how there can be people that actually think like this. It's just so... so...

Wonderful!

At least, until I remember that actual children were actual victims of abuse because of this. Then I want to curl up into a ball and cry.

ernestovalga · 3 months

Has anybody seen this thread yet?

I don't even.

wikidd · 3 months

I got VA himself calling me a liar!

Here's the comment of his I linked.

billraydrums · 3 months

First they came for the child porn, but I didn't care because I wasn't a pedo.

Then they came for the kink and S&M communities, but I didn't care as I am not a kinkster.

Then they came for the condoms, but I didn't care as I am forever alone.

Finally the feminazi SA goons came for my penis, but at this point it was too late to stop their sadistic agenda to suppress all male sexuality.

Normally I'm not a fan of the strawmanning we do in these circlejerk threads, but goddamn the amount of slippery slope arguments is fucking laughable.

office_fisting_party · 3 months

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melteddali · 3 months

UGH I want to rip my hair out at this point. PEDOPHILIA IS NOT A SEXUAL ORIENTATION, it is an attraction to an age group and if acted upon is a predatory behavior that harms people. Stop conflating this with consensual LGBT relationships.

Pony_Stanza · 3 months

True story:

I was walking to the living room with a coffee mug in my hand and I tripped and spilled the coffee on my keyboard and I accidentally typed out the Redditbomb while wiping the keys clean and accidentally hit submit.

I'm so sorry pedos, I never meant for any of this to happen!

3 months

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ChivasAribas · 3 months

God damn that is good. Like I wish I had a box of Triscuits handy so I could smear this on them and just eat it.

Maybe smoosh two together and have a sorta pedotears sandwich.

jackdanielsliver · 3 months

Reddit is a great free speech zone where shitty people can talk about how much they hate minorities, women, and conservatives. DON'T YOU DARE TALK BAD ABOUT PEDOS THOUGH!

buttermansion · 3 months

Man, the bit in this post where this guy says "they got rid of child porn. what next? Getting rid of all posts supporting julian assange?" is so stereotypical of reddit idiotness that it has to be a troll. please be a troll.

Pony_Stanza · 3 months

I stole this from SA:

Troll!' said I, `poster of shit - morality police, if goon or devil!

By that admin that bends above us - by those subreddits we adore -

Tell this poster with orange fingers, Dew stained shirt, ragged and torn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden, a underage maiden with green hair and kawaii form

Clasp a rare and radiant love pillow, with open arms and petite form

Quoth the goon, `Child porn.'

`See the rage comic I am tracing!!' I shrieked upstarting -

`Get thee back into your foul paid forum, moderated and scorned!

Leave none of my manga's spines broken as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the wall scroll above my door!

Take thy posts from off my forum, and leave my karma intact and unshorn!'

Quoth the goon 'Child porn.'

And the goon, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the bust of Aerith just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;

And my karma lies fleeting, my computer chair's seating, lies broken on the floor

And the subreddits are closed forever due to...child porn!

trimalchio-worktime · 3 months

After reading all this insightful commentary, I'm forced to concede that we've destroyed all freedom on the internet.

[deleted] · 3 months

Don't like the sexualization of children?Then don't look at it.

BetweenJobs · 3 months

"Reddit was a great place until they stopped enabling the sexual exploitation of children."

Professor No One Ever In All of Time, PhD

ohmammalia · 3 months

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wq678 · 3 months

Reddit:

The right to wear the face veil in France or build Mosque towers in Switzerland?

Not protected under freedom of expression or religion, they should be banned by national legistlation.

Banning pedophile subreddits that sexualize children?

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, FEMINIST WHORES

-sigh-

One must appreciate Reddit's impassioned philosophical defense of pedophilia.

int_argc · 3 months

The more effortposts I read, the happier I am with the fallout from paedogeddon. Give me your delicious necktears, reddit!

greenduch · 3 months

Next up, redditors misunderstand freedom of speech. Again, and again, and again.

Oh noes! Some stuff that might only be borderline child porn might have gotten swept up in the nazi-SRS-goon-conspiracy raid!

I could care less. Burn it all.

cigerect · 3 months

I really, sincerely hope that these people (and their upvoters) didn't actually see the kind of shit that was posted in tessoro's subreddit. I don't want to believe that so many people would so passionately (and publicly) defend that shit...

I mean, a lot of these commenters seem to be under the impression that the subreddit just had G-rated pictures in a creepy context. Perhaps these people just don't realize how vile the submissions were, which is why they see this as an attack on their freedoms and—

WAIT. The fuck is wrong with me? This is reddit. Child pornography is A-OKAY as long as you don't exchange it for bitcoins. Our right to Free Speech™ is much more important than the privacy rights of abused children. There is lhitlerally no difference between 14 year-olds sexting each other and adults trading sexually explicit images of preteeBLARHGH!!

AlternatePFG · 3 months

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Morilore · 3 months

"Recent events are actually about {SA conspiracy/censorship slippery slope/corporate takeover/literally anything other than actual kiddie porn subreddits where actual pedophiles traded actual kiddie porn}." - Reddit

AlternatePFG · 3 months

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Who gives a shit about the extremely obvious, extremely illegal child abuse right in front of our faces, my personal freedoms are much more important than that.

stardebris · 3 months

I have tasted their tears and lo, my SRSisters and SRSothers, and my strength has increased tenfold! Lick the salted water of despair and see that it holds incredible power beyond your very comprehension.

Hands · 3 months

So much outrageously myopic stupidity. This is truly one of the most pathetic episodes in Reddit's history. I like how all of these high and mighty FREE SPEECH!!11 neckbeards fail to acknowledge that CP is illegal and that non-nude suggestive photography can also be defined as CP (not that any of them bothered to look that up before QQing) and that even innocent pictures of children count as exploitation if they are used for an exploitative purpose (e.g. for nasty pedofucks to masturbate to them).

I also like how none of them seem to realize that freedom of speech doesn't even apply to reddit anyway and that if they want this site to even have a chance of surviving another five years that they need to distance themselves from shit like this as much as possible because nobody is going to defend Reddit from the government if the government's argument is that it's a place to trade CP or even just jailbait stuff.

The best part is when people try to act like SOPA is even remotely relevant here. Because Reddit censoring itself == the government censoring Reddit.

New_Wav · 3 months

I've know reddit is one sided for a long time now and for a while when I first joined this cite I rolled with the hive mind to a bit as much as I don't like to admit it.

But the defense of CP just sickens me and I can't understand how a community of people generally so self proclaimed as informed and up on current events can be so retarded and blind to a clearly illegal topic and that they totally over look the fact that reddit for no reason has to provide them free speech since it is a private website. Not being able to move beyond that also seems really hard to people, not just on reddit but in life in general.

razzark666 · 3 months

Ugghhhh don't they realize you get free speech from the government, and not from private websites?

FeminismShavedMyCat · 3 months

I think it's time I came clean about this, fellow SRSisters:

I am SomethingAwful.com.

Oh god, what have I done?

[deleted] · 3 months

fierce defenses

Contra_Calculus · 3 months

Guys, you'd better ban me. I'm a goon and clearly me being one person and posting in SRS for my first time means that it's a Somethingawful conspiracy.

lolspeedboat · 3 months

TIL THAT THE CREATOR OF SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM WAS LITERALLY HITLER.

Donnor · 3 months

Well, here's yet another guy: Honestly, these types of people are getting a bit exhausting

edit: changed it. Screw that SRSBusiness post, it can just go here

djdalek · 3 months

Fucking fuck reddit. Light a match to this place and walk dramatically towards the camera.

kskxt · 3 months

Proof that drinking manchild tears cures cancer.

Heck, I'm even featured in one of the screencaps! I love how my argument is completely misrepresented to fit his diatribe.

jumpjumpdie · 3 months

"Now because suggestive imagery of underaged girls is not allowed, atheists will want to shut down all the christian reddits BAWWWW."

Edit: i saw this brain fart multiple times.

PirateRobotNinjaofDe · 3 months

Why is it so outlandish to people that certain forms of expression are inherently harmful, and should be restricted?

From R v. Butler (Supreme Court of Canada)

Freedom means that, subject to such limitations as are necessary to protect public safety, order, health, or morals or the fundamental rights and freedoms of others, no one is to be forced to act in a way contrary to his beliefs or his conscience.

Karandras · 3 months

People from SA hate child porn and this is bad because of gay rights and holocaust comparisons and therefore Lowtax is all the Reddit admins and the constitution is literally being burnt right now furthermore slippery slope

darwinspeed · 3 months

I decided to rejoin reddit after randomly taking a look at the site today and catching the news. The admins probably did it for the wrong reasons, and they very well might all be pedo-buddies with violentacrez, but damn it was a nice surprise to see all that disgusting shit removed.

Imthecityexplorer · 3 months

What the fuck reddit? I didn't realise how bad the pictures were (not that any pictures are cool), but I always assumed they were, to quote someone else like something from "a sears catalogue" (again, not that that's cool). Reading here about what they actually contain...WTF. How the fuck can you try and defend this? What the fuck is wrong with these fucking neckbeards?

ironic_racism · 3 months

Jesus Christ. I leave for a week and this happens? What's next, the US declaring war on Iran?

KillerFuzzball · 3 months

You guys SA is just jealous of how cool reddit is and all the internet girls it gets.

I guess the ladies love incoherent walls of text. If I'd spent more time in seddit I'd know this

Lorrdernie · 3 months

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I'm so sorry pedos, I never meant for any of this to happen!

OMG WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

extreme tw

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Yeah, I posted the below in one of those threads. I can't believe it either. I really want to believe that the people who insist that the pictures were innocent and no big deal didn't actually go to the subreddit.

WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HOST IT IN ARGENTINA?

I'm so sorry pedos, I never meant for any of this to happen!

OMG WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

extreme tw

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Yeah, I posted the below in one of those threads. I can't believe it either. I really want to believe that the people who insist that the pictures were innocent and no big deal didn't actually go to the subreddit.

WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HOST IT IN ARGENTINA?

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